Lyrics

Hola Banditos

South of some border
Far from the grasp
Of law and order
In outlaw nirvana
Beyond all drama
Is the Tijuana Iguana

Some say he lives free
Close to a desert sea
With magic to heal
All my bad karma
Señor Tijuana Iguana

Oye gringa, estás demasiado perdido
Hey gringa, you're completely lost
Go back home - guapa
There is no mas magic aqui

Legend says he's got a plan
Something big for a little green man
But, an Anciano says
Its nobody but a gringo
In a sauna, smokin' marijuana

I got directions
Way down to a beach
Difficult to reach
Just to say the password
Show me the Iguana

Soon I found some hut
Next to a coconut
A voice advised me
To come back mañana
If I wanted to see
The Tijuana Iguana

But, I run from the law!
I shouted in fear
Tomorrow no bueno!
Then from a cloud of
Marijuana, there emerged
The Tijuana Iguana

He was an old man
Holding a big lizard
A gringo with a tan,
Hiding from a blizzard
Of life's desperados

He soon said
I sense your bad Chi
Me amiga loco, so
You must go see
The giant boa
Down south in Samoa

No manches!

Vamos, mes amigos, go with me

Tijuana Iguana